Glasgow, Scotland

Burlesque & Cabaret for Hire in Lanark

Burlesque and cabaret acts for corporate events, parties and weddings in Lanark (ML8, ML11) and the rest of Glasgow.

Living statues
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Aerialists
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Can-can
Mermaids
LED performers
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Gatsby nights
Winter wonderland

Burlesque & Cabaret in Lanark at a glance

Booking burlesque and cabaret acts in Lanark

WowActs books burlesque and cabaret acts in Lanark, Glasgow, 22 miles south-east of Glasgow, covering the ML8 and ML11 postcode districts.

Last updated 6 October 2026

County: Glasgow
Postcodes: ML8, ML11
Location: 22 miles south-east of Glasgow

Burlesque & Cabaret in Lanark: what to know

Lanark sits in Glasgow, 22 miles south-east of Glasgow. Whether your event is in a hotel, a marquee or your own garden, we plan burlesque and cabaret acts around the space, the timings and the guests.

We cover Lanark itself and the ML8 and ML11 postcode districts, including Lesmahagow, Kirkmuirhill, Forth and Douglas, as well as nearby Biggar, Shotts, Motherwell and Hamilton.

Plan the music. Cabaret usually brings its own tracks. We agree the cue with your DJ or AV team.

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Burlesque & Cabaret in a themed package

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How it works

Booking is easy

1
Tell us about your event
Your date, venue, guest numbers and the feeling you want. A theme in mind, or just a blank canvas. It takes a minute.
2
Get your line-up and quote
We suggest the acts that fit your space, timings and budget, and send one clear quote with everything included.
3
We bring the wow
We plan arrival, set-up and timings with your venue and event team, then the performers do what they do best.

The guide

Booking burlesque and cabaret acts in Lanark: the complete guide

Written by The WowActs team, Event entertainment specialists

· Last updated 6 October 2026

The short answer

WowActs books burlesque and cabaret acts in Lanark, Glasgow, 22 miles south-east of Glasgow, covering the ML8 and ML11 postcode districts. Every event is different. Prices depend on the acts, the number of performers, timings, travel and location, so we quote each booking individually.

Hand-picked
professional performers only
Fully themed
costumes styled to your event
Glasgow
every postcode covered
Corporate ready
briefed to your run of show
Single act or package
mix and match freely
One clear quote
usually the same day

What is a cabaret act at an event?

Cabaret and burlesque performers bring old-school glamour: feathers, sparkle, live vocals and theatrical routines. At events they are tasteful and fun, pitched to your audience.

Cabaret works well in Parisian, Gatsby and under-the-sea themes, and as a short set between courses at a dinner.

Where it works best

Gatsby nights
Roaring twenties glamour.
Christmas parties
A glamorous show moment.
Parisian themes
The cabaret heart of the night.
Between courses
A short set to lift a dinner.
Under-the-sea
Themed cabaret in a treasure chest or shell.
Private parties
Milestone birthdays with a theme.

Tips from our team

1
Brief us on the audience
We tailor every routine and costume to who is in the room.
2
Plan the music
Cabaret usually brings its own tracks. We agree the cue with your DJ or AV team.
3
Short sets work best
One or two short sets keep energy high without stopping the night.

Frequently asked questions

Do venues around Lanark have rules for performers?

Many hotels and country houses have rules on ceiling rigging, fire, access times and changing space. Tell us your venue when you enquire and we will check everything before we confirm.

How much do burlesque and cabaret acts cost in Lanark?

There is no fixed price. Every event is different. Prices depend on the acts, the number of performers, timings, travel and location, so we quote each booking individually. Travel is part of the quote, and Lanark is 22 miles south-east of Glasgow. Send us your date and venue for free, no-obligation options.

Which postcodes around Lanark do you cover?

All of ML8 and ML11, including Lesmahagow, Kirkmuirhill, Forth, Douglas, Carluke and Law, plus the rest of Glasgow and nearby Biggar, Shotts, Motherwell and Hamilton.

Is burlesque suitable for a work event?

Yes, when it is pitched right. We brief the performers on your audience and keep it glamorous and tasteful.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can. Friday and Saturday dates in December and the summer months go first, often months ahead. Short notice is sometimes possible, so it is always worth asking.

Can the performers match our theme or brand colours?

Usually, yes. Tell us your theme, colours or brand guidelines and we will suggest the costumes and acts that fit best.

Do you work with our venue and event team?

Yes. We agree access, changing space, timings and any venue rules before the day, and work to your run of show.

Still have questions?

Tell us about your event and we'll come back with options.

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Local to Lanark

Burlesque & Cabaret across Lanark and nearby

Postcodes we cover

ML8
ML11

We book burlesque & cabaret in Lanark and every address in the ML8 and ML11 postcode districts, including Lesmahagow, Kirkmuirhill, Forth, Douglas, Carluke, Law, Braidwood and Crossford. We also travel across Glasgow and the rest of Scotland.

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Venues near Lanark

We cover every venue in and around Lanark, from hotels, conference centres and country houses to marquees, offices and private homes. Tell us where your event is and we will check access, ceiling height, timings and any rules for performers.